Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Cubtober 7th

Chicago Cubs fans have had better Octobers than October 2009. Here are a few examples of years where they were still following the team in October, and why.



On this day in 1935, the Cubs are eliminated from the World Series by the Detroit Tigers. It happens in heartbreaking fashion...in the bottom of the ninth of Game 6.







On this day in 1984, Leon Durham goes down for a ball and it scoots right through his legs, costing the Cubs a shot at the 1984 World Series.








On this day in 2003, the heavily favored Cubs, fresh off their only playoff series victory since 1908, begin the NLCS versus the Florida Marlins. They lose Game 1 on a Mike Lowell home run in the ninth.

Tuesday, October 06, 2009

$everance reviews


I was looking for information about an upcoming interview subject on the internet last night and I stumbled onto a site called "Good Reads." It's basically a book review site.

Imagine my surprise when I found twelve reviews of $everance. They were all good reviews. Here are a few from the last few months (remember, it came out two years ago):




From Sarah Gorr...

"As a public over-saturated with exposure to the media and information being beamed to us from all directions, Rick Kaempfer’s latest book, $everence, provides a hilariously entertaining inside look at the world of politics, persona and media consolidation. Kaempfer doesn’t just ask the question, “What happens when it all goes too far?” but suggests the outcome and it is not pretty.

One of $everance’s greatest advantages in delivering its message is its use of humor and avoidance of dry political and corporate jargon. While an inside term or two might pop-up, Kaempfer’s book doesn’t seem to be preaching to the choir; it’s an open invitation for even those with little or no knowledge of the media’s inner workings or its political wheelings and dealings to join the conversation. Whether you’re news junkie, undecided, uninformed or just plain apathetic, $everence is a clever and enjoyable read for anyone exposed to the media; and that’s everyone."

From Tisbutehname...

"Severance: an indictment of spurious journalism? Check! Severance: a Laodicean account of the annoying nature of political zealots? Check! Severance: a hilarious satire about the trials and tribulations that accompany…trying to get fired? Check!

It’s a battle of attrition for Chicago radio DJ Tom Zagorski and long time on-air partner Richard Lawrence. In a vain corporate attempt to get the duo to quit, relieving the company of their fat severance checks, the once prominent talk radio show now features less talk and more commercials, as well as news read from day old papers. Zagorski’s atomic bomb of insubordination backfires and in no time he ironically becomes a Wall Street golden boy and big shot for the second largest media conglomerate in the world.

As Zagorski and Lawrence navigate their way through New York City’s maze of CEOs, conservative hotshots, bad journalists, liberal loudmouths, and vomit inducing cab drivers, trying to piss them all off and play them against one another isn’t as easy as it seems. Every absurd scheme the two come up with—from redecorating an office to resemble an epic Hollywood movie, or completely destroying what was left of objective reporting (and a lot in between)—their plans only result in more praise and more unwanted attention. Author Richard Kaempfer mixes humor with sadism to great result: each success, when Zagorski only wants failure, brings with it bigger laughs, more outrageous characters, and ‘nothing-good-can-come-of-this’ situations.

Severance is a carefully balanced satire about the post-deregulation liberal and conservative on-air personalities, as well as the behind the scenes puppet masters, that saturate the media with their opinions, but don’t be surprised when you see animal rights activists, film producers, and Celine Dion dressed as nun. You name it, Severance has got it, and Kaempfer, through the admirably indifferent Zagorski, exposes the weakness, hypocrisy and foolishness in each and every one of them.

By staying objective, Severance does not crumble under the weight of its observations on the degradation of journalism into a ‘shoot first, ask questions later’ profession. It does not, like so many of its characters, become hypocritical or biased; on the other hand, it remains satisfyingly ambivalent, and genuine all the way to its final sentence. As good satire can, Severance will make you laugh, but just as quickly it can scare the pants off of you. Though some of the characters are absurd, the novel is not. Severance is an accurate appraisal of the ongoing mutations happening to a very crucial industry, and a highly recommended read."

From Jennifer...

"It all started with an office prank—a memo radio DJ Tom Zagorski i sends out from his station’s office in Chicago to the entire Sierra Megamedia Corporation (a media giant that owns not only Zagorski’s radio station, but many others, along with television networks, movie studios, and publishing houses). The memo suggests techniques to save money—like installing security guards to keep employees from stealing office supplies—as well as techniques to raise money, like Nascarization, which basically encompasses stamping everything visible with some sort of advertisement during news broadcasts. To Zagorski and his fellow employees, the memo is an obvious farce. Its suggestions are so ridiculous that Zagorski hopes he’ll be fired from the job he’s grown to hate, and gain him the only thing he really wants: his severance pay. To his (and my) very great surprise, his memo lands him the COO position of the entire Sierra Megamedia Corporation.

Many others would run with a position like this. After all, it allows use of the company credit card, the company Jet, suites in the best hotels all over the country, and dinner in the best restaurants (all of which author Richard Kaempfer describes enough to make Zagorski’s sudden rise pretty enviable). The world is virtually at Zagorski’s fingertips. So what does he do? He sticks to his original plan, now on a much greater scale: he sets out to destroy the company & everything it represents. He wants the company’s stock to plummet so badly that they will have no choice but to fire him—which means he’ll still get his severance pay. It doesn’t hurt that in the meanwhile, he’ll be hurting a pretty corrupt organization.

Which is why Zagorski is ultimately so likeable. Even when he’s handed everything, he doesn’t sell out. He sticks to his convictions with a sort of bumbling, sarcastic grace. He remains loyal to his friends and always has a kind word for the otherwise ignored. Kaempfer does an excellent job in drawing out each of his characters—even the ones I hated—into very realistic, vivid, three dimensional people.

My biggest problem with $everance was situations where I ended up thinking, “that wouldn’t happen!” But $everance’s biggest fault is also one of its strongest qualities. The over-the-top scenarios Kaempfer creates serve as satire of social issues—they prove a point. By putting them in such an exaggerated context, Kaempfer grabs our attention; then, with unrelenting honesty, he drives the matter home.

$everance is one of the few books that made me laugh out loud several times. It’s enjoyable for all of the normal reasons—an interesting plot, good writing, great characters, thoughtful symbols—but also serves a greater cause. I highly recommend picking it up."

What a country

I think Yakov Smirnov said it best..."What a country!" I think Levi Johnston agrees...

Cubtober 6th

Chicago Cubs fans have had better Octobers than October 2009. Here are a few examples of years where they were still following the team in October, and why.


On this day in 1984, Steve Garvey sticks a dagger into the Cubs when he hits a home run off Lee Smith in the bottom of the ninth to tie the series and send it to a Game 5.

Read all about that day here.



On this day in 2007, the Cubs were eliminated from the playoffs by the vastly inferior Arizona Diamondbacks.

Read all about that day here.

Monday, October 05, 2009

Cubtober 5th

Chicago Cubs fans have had better Octobers than October 2009. Here are a few examples of years where they were still following the team in October, and why.



On this date in 1938, the World Series, Cubs vs. Yankees begins.

Read all about that incredibly memorable series here.







On this date in 2003, the Cubs do something they haven't done since 1908--they win a playoff series, knocking off the Atlanta Braves.

Sunday, October 04, 2009

Cubtober 4th

Chicago Cubs fans have had better Octobers than October 2009. Here are a few examples of years where they were still following the team in October, and why.




On this day in 1989, the Cubs vs. Giants NLCS begins.

Read all about it here.









On this day in 2008, the Cubs vs. Dodgers NLDS ends.

Read all about that here.

Father Knows Nothing

I just posted my latest Father Knows Nothing column at NWI Parent. This one is called "How the other half lives" and it's about one big difference between raising boys and girls.

You can read it here.

Saturday, October 03, 2009

Chicago Radio Spotlight: Lise Dominique


I just posted my latest Chicago Radio Spotlight interview. This week I talk to former Loop, WTMX and WLS traffic and news anchor Lise Dominique.

You can read the interview here.

Cubtober 3rd

Chicago Cubs fans have had better Octobers than October 2009. Here are a few examples of years where they were still following the team in October, and why.




On this day in 1915, the Cubs played their final game in their championship field...West Side Grounds. The next season they would begin playing in a new ballpark on the North Side.





On this day in 1938, the city of Chicago has a parade for the pennant winning 1938 Cubs.











On this day in 1945, the World Series begins, Cubs vs. Detroit Tigers. Read all about that series here.





On this day in 1976, Bill Madlock wins the National League batting title in his final at bat as a member of the Chicago Cubs.

He is traded for Bobby Murcer after the season.

Friday, October 02, 2009

Sights & Sounds


This week at Just One Bad Century we've got a home movie from the 1929 World Series, and the audio of legendary Cubs public address announcer Pat Pieper announcing the lineup of the 1932 Cubs.

See it and hear it here.

Cubtober 2nd

Chicago Cubs fans have had better Octobers than October 2009. Here a few examples of years where they were still following the team in October, and why.




On this day in 1936, the Cubs faced the White Sox in the City Championship series.

Listen to a portion of that game here.








On this day in 1984, the Cubs-Padres NLCS began at Wrigley Field.

Read about that series here.

AUDIO: Steve Trout talks about that team.





On this day in 2001, Sammy Sosa hit his 60th home run, becoming the first player in history to do that three times.

Thursday, October 01, 2009

Poor kid

It will take years of therapy to overcome this moment...


Terrible Football Mistake Causes Loss - Watch more Funny Videos

Radio Producer's Handbook

5 years ago today, October 1, 2004, Allworth Press released a book called "The Radio Producer's Handbook." It was written by a couple of radio producers from Chicago: Rick Kaempfer and John Swanson.

I hear it's still available at amazon. Why yes it is. Lookey here: The Radio Producer's Handbook.

But do people think it's a good book? Why yes they do. But only some of the most respected broadcasters in the country.

Did it get good press? Why yes it did.

Is it being used in universities across the country? Why yes it is.

I'd buy it if I were you before they run out.

Cubtober 1st

Chicago Cubs fans have had better Octobers than October 2009. Here a few examples of years where they were still following the team, and why.



The Cubs and Detroit Tigers began the 1935 World Series.

Read about it here, and listen to the final out here.






In 1960, Billy Williams hit his first MLB home run. He hit it in Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum against Dodgers pitcher Stan Williams. It was a two run shot that put the Cubs up by 3 runs.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

100 greatest YouTube moments in 3:24

William Wrigley Jr.

The man they named the field after was born on this date in 1861.

He owned the Cubs during the 1920s and early 1930s, and before he died, he made his son promise that he would never sell the team. His boy, Phillip, didn't. Many Cubs fans of the 50s, 60s and 70s regretted that small little gesture.

The Cubs didn't leave Wrigley control until 1981, four years after Phillip's death.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Cubs eliminated

The Rockies won tonight, and officially eliminated the Chicago Cubs from the 2009 playoffs.

Let's look at the bright side: the Cubs will win the same number of playoff games that they won the past two years...with a lot less heartache.

This feels more like it used to feel like.

Brad Lidge

Listen to this Phillies fan watching a Brad Lidge save attempt. This is what I sounded like watching Kevin Gregg this summer. Hilarious.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Huge day in Cubs history




On this date in 1932, the 1932 World Series began in Yankees Stadium.









On this date in 1938, Gabby Hartnett hit his famous Homer in the Gloamin.







On this date in 1959, the Cubs hired Charlie Grimm to manage a third and final time. It won't last long.








On this date in 1995, a Cubs fan charged the mound to attack Randy Myers. (You're supporting him, by the way, every time you buy one of those "It's gonna happen" signs--he's the one that sells them.)





On this date in 1998, the Cubs played against the San Francisco Giants in a one-game playoff game to decide the Wild card. Steve Trachsel pitched them to victory. Your humble editor was there in the upper deck.






On this date in 2003, the Cubs retired #10 for Ron Santo.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Father Knows Nothing

I just posted my latest Father Knows Nothing column at NWI Parent. This one is called "Band Names for Old Dudes" and it's based on a conversation I had with my son Sean.

You can read it here.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Chicago Radio Spotlight: Chet Coppock


This week I interviewed Chet Coppock at Chicago Radio Spotlight. I think it's probably one of the best interviews I've ever done thanks to Chet. He was in rare form. Read it here.

This week in 1908

The Merkle Game. I told the story via video last year on the 100th anniversary...



There's more here: This week in 1908

Friday, September 25, 2009

World's Longest Basketball shot

Don't know if it's real or not, but it looks real...

Pat Malone


The big Irishman was born on this date in 1902.

Pat Malone was one of the best pitchers on the Cubs in the late 1920s and early 1930s, but he was also one of the best hell-raisers.

Read all about that here.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Glenn Beck

I don't know how old this clip is, but whoo boy, you've got to see it. This is Glenn Beck explaining a metaphor by tossing a frog into a boiling hot pot of water. This reminds me so much of the Les Nessman turkey discovery in WKRP in Cincinnati.

Milton apologizes



He's still a goner, but at least he apologized.

Details are here.

My new favorite show

I watched this last night. Great show!

Cubs clinch division


On this date in 1984, exactly twenty five years ago, the Chicago Cubs clinched their first playoff spot since World War II.

Rick Sutcliffe threw a two-hitter in Pittsburgh.

Here is the audio of that final out.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Another review of $everance





By Sean Lyon...







"“They don’t cover more stories than we do. They cover less—just the same thing over and over again all day long.” This line from Severance, spoken through the mouthpiece of the liberal media “Hoss” Sampson is very indicative of what we see today from the 24 hour cable news networks of the CNN and HLN ilk.

From my point of view a 24 hour news network is not a bad advancement. However, unlike, say, a 24 hour weather channel in which every detail can be objectively measured by trustworthy, accurate instruments, I realize that the introduction of the human element in the delivery of news brings with it laziness, bias, and because nobody wants to bore an audience, a bit of that old sensationalism.

Another character, Richard Lawrence, a onetime journalism student who because of cutbacks to his news “department” has to read day old news (what torture to a news man! You feel his pain at the onset of the novel), becomes disillusioned by how he sees others reporting the news. His observations of the falling standards compared to the way he was taught in college shatter his naivety and passion. He sarcastically questions whether someone has used two confirmed credible sources before airing an outrageous segment. But as Lawrence discovers and the author Kaempfer illustrates, it's a gun slinging atmosphere in the news, “Shoot first, ask questions later.”

Even though Severance is in large part a satire on political media and politically motivated characters, because of Zagorski's (and possibly Kaempfer's) indifference, bordering on annoyance, towards politics it remains just that, good, even handed satire, with the real punches aimed at the spurious journalism that fills these TV & radio shows. And unfortunately for us, that is not satire. Severance it's an accurate appraisal of the industry."

Protect Insurance Companies

Tom Delay dancing

Parade for the pennant winners

On this date in 1932, the city of Chicago (led by Cub fan Mayor Anton Cermak) threw a ticker-tape parade for the pennant winning Chicago Cubs.

It's a moment captured forever on film.

The World Series against the Yankees turned out to be slightly anti-climatic. It's a good thing we do our parades before the World Series.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Worst Song Ever


"BP" chimes in on the Worst Song Ever discussion...

With all due respect, "Rose Garden" can't be mentioned in the same breath with the all time worst song ever placed on vinyl, "Afternoon Delight." This monstronity was #1 during a good portion of 1976. In one of biggest travesties in Grammy history, Starland Vocal Band beat out Boston for best new artist. In addition, they afflicted us with a TV variety show that ran during the summer of 1977. Both David Letterman and Jeff Alman participated in this televised roadkill. I'm sure both Dave and Jeff would advocate burning all evidence of that TV mistake that surely can be rationalized due to their youth and inexperience.

All excellent points.

Worst song ever

In this week's "Father Knows Nothing" column, I declared that "Rose Garden" by Lynn Anderson was the worst song of all time.

I've since had a few other suggestions, which have given me pause.

RP: Worst song...I'm sorry, but "Run Joey Run" by David Geddes is the worst song ever recorded.

AS: "Rose Garden” may be a steaming pile of dreck, but it still pales in comparison to the revulsion I feel for “Seasons in the Sun.” I assume Terry Jacks is a senior citizen now, so I’m trying not to have negative thoughts about what I would do if I ever met him.

Hmmm. Hard to dispute those choices.

Milton Bradley

Turns out he really was a clubhouse cancer.

Read this article on mlb.com. There are quotes from teammates Ryan Dempster, Reed Johnson, Ryan Theriot, Derek Lee, and Aramis Ramirez.

Bradley won't be coming back.

This reminds me very much of Sammy's departure. The Cubs finally say "Enough!" and do it in a very public way, thereby diminishing the value of the player to a point where they can't get anything for him. On the other hand, in this case, there isn't a GM in baseball who doesn't know about Bradley.

At this point, Hendry will take a bag of balls for him.

Wrapping up the birth announcment controversy

I had loads of fun with that birth announcement controversy this past week. Thanks again to Mary Schmich for writing a column about it. The story was picked up by scores of newspapers around the country, including USA Today. At least a half dozen radio shows in Chicago did bits on it too. I also appeared on Brian Noonan's show on WGN to talk about it.

But probably my favorite part of this story is that I'm now on Snopes.com. If you want to debunk someone that swears an idiot Cub fan actually named their child Waitle Nex Yeare, you can do it on Snopes.

A day of lasts

Two Cub Hall of Famers had memorable days on this date in history.



In 1983, Fergie Jenkins pitched in relief of Chuck Rainey and earned the 284th (and final) win of his career. A young 2B named Ryne Sandberg stole his 36th base of the season in that game.








In 1997, that same young 2B played his final game at Wrigley Field. The Cubs beat the Phillies that day 11-3. Ryne Sandberg singled in his last at-bat, and was replaced by pinch runner Miguel Cairo.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Father Knows Nothing

I just posted my latest Father Knows Nothing column at NWI Parent. It's called "Back to the 70s" and it's about a day I knew was coming: Fighting about haircuts.

You can read it here.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Chicago Radio Spotlight


I just posted my latest Chicago Radio Spotlight interview. This week I talk to WGN's Rick Kogan. Rick is also a great writer (he has written 12 books in addition to his great work with the Chicago Tribune), and part of the interview also includes a discussion of his writing.

Friday, September 18, 2009

More response


We got a ton of response today about Mary Schmich's column in the Tribune. Here are a few of my favorites...

From Yooper Bill...


"Just found out about your announcment, (I live in the U.P., and sometimes the dogsled express doesn't get through). I have had a bad couple of weeks, (agood friend lost her battle with Cancer), and you announcement was just what i needed. I laughed until I cried! God Bless you!"

From "AR"...


"I loved your ad and Schmick’s column. Those who are critical need to loosen up! We live in New Hampshire, but are mid-westerners. My husband has always loved the Cubs. We used to enjoy the Red Sox, but when they finally won the pennant, their fans became rude, mean and unbearable. We became anti-fans. I know that the people in the Midwest don’t have that meanness, so I hope the Cubs will pull it off one of these years! Always hopeful!"

From "BM"...

"The birth announcement was HILARIOUS!! Let's just hope and pray that lil' Waitle Nex is a heck of a lot better than her folks!"

From "BB"...

"Hilarious. The test of a good religion is the ability to poke fun at itself. If being a Cub's fan isn't a religious experience it is awful close. We believe in the unbelievable. We have faith that defies all reason. We have hope eternal. To quote the Joker, "I may be laughing on the outside but I am crying on the inside!" Well done guys!"

From "AR"...

"I didn't see the printed ad, but I got the joke right away. I'm a lifelong Cub fan and I thought it was funny and clever. Those who don't get the joke or are insulted by it really need to get themselves a sense of humor."

E-mails, we get e-mails...


Jon Switzer writes...



"I have only one thing to say and that is BRAVO!!! This is awesome. I am 59 years old and remember the Cubs when Dick Bertell was their catcher, when Carmen Fanzone played second AND the national anthem on his trumpet, when 650 people were at the Cubs game, when we had a right fielder named Johnny Callison and Wes Covington, college of coaches, and no lines to get into the game. I have been a Cub fan…even though we traded Lou Brock for Ernie Broglio. Thus, all that being said, I think this is hilarious! Keep up the great work. I have bookmarked this site! I will refer to it to many of my friends in business and life. Again, how hilarious! Must have been fun to do! Although sad …..but life is a game….and we need to remember it in this spirit you portray on here! Thanks a heap!!!!"

More birth announcement press

Many thanks to Mary Schmich of the Chicago Tribune for writing a column today about Dave and I, and our little birth announcement stunt.

The article is here: Absurd ad a way to say farewell to '09 season