Musings, observations, and written works from the publisher of Eckhartz Press, the media critic for the Illinois Entertainer, co-host of Minutia Men, Minutia Men Celebrity Interview and Free Kicks, and the author of "The Loop Files", "Back in the D.D.R", "EveryCubEver", "The Living Wills", "$everance," "Father Knows Nothing," "The Radio Producer's Handbook," "Records Truly Is My Middle Name", and "Gruen Weiss Vor".
Wednesday, March 18, 2015
RIP Andy Frasur
London-born ANDY FRASER, a child prodigy who played with JOHN MAYALL’S BLUESBREAKERS before his 16th birthday, then joined FREE as a bass player, where he created the famous riff in “All Right Now,” passed away in his TEMECULA, CA, home of unknown causes at the age of 62. After moving to CALIFORNIA, he wrote hits for ROBERT PLAMER (“Every Kinda People”), JOE COCKER, CHAKA KHAN, ROD STEWART and PAUL YOUNG. FRASER contracted a rare form of cancer, Kaposi’s sarcoma, in the ‘80s, and was diagnosed with AIDS shortly after coming out as a homosexual. Up until his passing, he was considered the “poster child” for living with AIDS and not have it be a death sentence.
If he did nothing else in his life, this incredible riff on "All Right Now" made him an indispensible part of rock and roll history...
Every Cub Ever (S)
What will you find there? Five Hall of Famers, 31 classic baseball cards, 22 videos, 16 Cubs named Smith, seven Celebrity fans, five 1908 Cubs, five classic audio clips, 5 Cubs named Stephenson, three broadcasters, three scribes, three 1945 Cubs, three 1969 Cubs, two executives, a kidnapper, an evangelist, the wrong Sewell, the man who created a presidential scandal, plus Grumpy, Bear Tracks and the Brat.
Check it out here.
Don't Criticize Fox News
"It's pretty simple," Kaus said in an interview, "I wrote a piece attacking Fox for not being the opposition on immigration and amnesty -- for filling up the airwaves with reports on ISIS and terrorism, and not fulfilling their responsibility of being the opposition on amnesty and immigration.... I posted it at 6:30 in the morning. When I got up, Tucker had taken it down. He said, 'We can't trash Fox on the site. I work there.'"
Kaus says when he told Carlson he needed to be able to write about Fox, Carlson told him it was a hard-and-fast rule, and non-negotiable.
Kaus will now publish his columns exclusively on Kausfiles, a blog that was previously featured on Slate. But he said that Fox News' influence over The Daily Caller was indicative of a larger problem in conservative media.
"It's a larger problem on the right: Everybody is scared of Fox," he said. "Fox is their route to a high-profile public image and in some cases stardom. Just to be on a Fox show is a big deal. And I think that's a problem on the right, Fox's monopoly on star-making power."
This is a fascinating piece on so many levels. On the one hand, Kaus believes that a "news" organization has a "responsibility to be the opposition" on every issue. Um, no. They are supposed to report the news. And Carlson is explicitly saying that his "news" aggregating website will never criticize Fox News.
And some people in this country actually believe they are getting real news from the conservative press.
FCC Chairman Grilled
There was a question to FCC Chair Wheeler about the effect of John Oliver’s audience registering their feelings on big ISPs charging extra fees. (In other words, if the FCC didn’t protect net neutrality, in Oliver’s view.) Wheeler says the total volume of four million filings during last year’s comment period “broke our system.” He also says the comments “ran about 3-to-1 in favor” of his general vision of Net Neutrality. Wheeler admits he heard from the White House, but that he only met with the President in the Oval Office once, just as he was talking office. House Republicans kept bringing up the number of times Wheeler heard from White House staffers, but Wheeler good-naturedly says that’s nothing new for an FCC Chairman – and it happened under Republican presidents. He’s been around Washington for most of 40 years and he doesn’t exactly need the paycheck at the Commission. As one friendly Democratic member put it in a series of questions, Wheeler once led the trade associations of both the cable and the wireless industries – so he wouldn’t do something that would harm the Internet. He aims to put a consumer-friendly “light touch” on Title II regulation, as if the Internet were a utility. He told yesterday’s hearing he had just four aims - “no blocking, no throttling, no prioritized fast lane, and transparency.” (Source: Tom Taylor's NOW Newsletter)
Get it straight, fellas. Once it's actually explained, people want this. We're not 3-1 in favor of anything these days. That might as well be 100%.
Tuesday, March 17, 2015
Irish Drinking Songs
EVERY CUB EVER (Pat)
What will you find there? A football Hall of Famer (that's right), a broadcaster, a heavy drinker, a public address announcer, a 1908 Cub, and Mr. Clutch.
Check it out here.
Chicago Radio Ratings
Chicago – Lousy weather and a solid news image keep CBS Radio’s all-news WBBM (780 AM and 105.9 FM) at the top with its largest PPM ever, 5.7-7.2-7.4. Second is iHeart urban AC “V103” WVAZ (6.7-6.2-6.3) and third is Hubbard’s hot AC “Mix” WTMX (4.1-5.2-5.2). The next grouping starts a full share down at 4.2, with iHeart CHR “Kiss” WKSC (3.8-4.0-4.2). Fifth is hot AC/former all-Christmas sister WLIT (14.2-4.5-4.1). Cumulus classic hits WLS-FM shakes off a Blue Christmas and improves with at-work listening (2.6-3.3-3.7). Tribune talker WGN endures another fluctuation as it adjusts personalities in middays and PM drive (2.8-3.5-3.1). Chicago Public Media’s news/talk non-com WBEZ finds new energy with its best topline since December 2008, 1.5-2.3-2.6. But it’s status quo for Cumulus talker WLS (1.2-1.1-1.2). The country story is CBS Radio’s incumbent “US 99.5” WUSN (2.6-3.3-2.8), iHeart’s upstart “Big” WEBG (1.6-1.0-1.7) and Digity’s suburban WCCQ (0.5-0.6-0.5). CHR Kiss owns the cume crown at 2,340,400.
An even more in-depth analysis is here at Chicagoland Radio and Media. According to this, WGN has fallen out of the top ten completely.
Monday, March 16, 2015
Back in the Top 100
Obama Does Stand Up
*This is my third appearance at this dinner as President. And I predict you will laugh harder than ever. I’m not saying I’m any funnier. I’m saying weed is now legal in D.C.
*Now, let’s face it, being President does age you. I mean, look at me. I was hoping Fred Thompson would be the Republican speaker so I could buy a reverse mortgage. You start getting crankier as you get older. Next week, I’m signing an executive order to get off my lawn. And getting older changes you. For example, coffee really disagrees with me these days — which is why John Boehner just invited coffee to address the joint House.
*Despite a great performance tonight, Scott (Walker) has had a few recent stumbles. The other week he said he didn’t know whether or not I was a Christian. And I was taken aback, but fortunately my faith teaches us forgiveness. So, Governor Walker, as-salamu alaykum...And, finally, Governor Walker got some heat for staying silent when Rudy Giuliani said I don’t love America — which I also think is a problem. Think about it, Scott — if I did not love America, I wouldn’t have moved here from Kenya.
*We just had an election. This new Congress is just getting started, which is why I want to acknowledge the leader of the House Republicans — as soon as I figure out who that is. The fact is, I really genuinely like John Boehner. But from your press reports, I gather he may be in real trouble. Over the past several weeks, many of you have been writing about a possible conservative coup — or as Bill O’Reilly calls it, “reporting from the war zone.”
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Creepy Kiss Alert
All in all, I envy Dick Vitale's tie the most. pic.twitter.com/Q9qGeIo6gn
— Jimmy Greenfield (@jcgreenx) March 16, 2015Yuuuuck. It inspired me to respond with the following tweet...
@jcgreenx Reminds me of this one (Chicago Tribune pic) pic.twitter.com/tqD46qYdht
— Rick Kaempfer (@RickKaempfer) March 16, 2015
5 Indiana Schools?
Zero schools from Illinois made the tournament this year. Zero.
Five schools from Indiana did, and all of them are in the Midwest Bracket. Congrats to Indiana, Purdue, Butler, and Valparaiso.
I guess I should congratulate Notre Dame too. I should. But I won't.
The Jinx is Busted!
By the end of the night, he was arrested and charged with murder. Incredible.
The Washington Post has all the details.
Behind the Scenes at WGN Radio
I was on Rick Kogan's show last night on WGN Radio in Chicago. I brought my son Tommy along to take some pictures and suck in the atmosphere.
Rick likes to broadcast in the 7th floor studio in the Tribune Tower instead of the showcase studio on Michigan Avenue, and this was my first time doing a show there. The atmosphere was incredibly relaxed, and Rick made me feel at home right away. I've gotten to know him pretty well over the past 20 years and there was a lot to talk about.
We discussed my book "Father Knows Nothing" of course. Kogan was the first interviewer to really get to the heart of this book. He realized that it was inspired by my own father, and he could feel the specter of my dad throughout. He read excerpts and was very kind, calling it my "best book ever." But the highlight of the interview for me was when he called Tommy to the microphone and interviewed him about what it was like to have a book written about him. This boy who was literally on the radio when he was only 2 hours old, performed very well. I was proud of him.
But more importantly, he was flying high. The kid (not so much a kid anymore--he's 19) who never gets excited about anything was REALLY excited on his way out the door. "Dad," he said, putting his hand on my shoulder, "That was soooo cool."
So, it looks like I have another reason to be a Rick Kogan fan. He's always been very supportive of me and my writing career. In fact, he's the one that gave me the idea to start Eckhartz Press in the first place. He gave me a great review of The Living Wills for the book jacket. He had me on the show to promote "$everance". He did the best interview of John Records Landecker when "Records Truly Is My Middle Name" came out. And I appreciate all of those things.
But putting Tommy on the air is the nicest thing he's ever done.
For one day, I'm a hero in my house.
Thanks so much for that, Rick.
(When the podcast is posted on the WGN website, I'll post it here too.)
Every Cub Ever (R)
What will you find there? A Hall of Famer, 20 classic baseball cards, 11 videos, two incredibly notorious fans, four executives, two managers, two Cub scribes, the most famous Cubs broadcaster ever, two brothers, three Cubs named Rice, a 1908 Cub, two 1969 Cubs, a current Cubs star, a Cub born in Germany, a Cubs artist, a fictional character, and the pitcher who served up Babe Ruth’s alleged called shot.
Check it out here.
The Real Pi
He said "I know, I'm the biggest nerd ever."
To which I replied: "I just spent an entire year writing bios of every Cub ever. Let's call it a draw."
Friday, March 13, 2015
Even in Spanish You Can't Say That
I'll grant you that there is a one in a million chance he didn't understand it was offensive (for cultural reasons), but let's be honest here. He must have known. I've been on the air many times and said some things that were borderline, but even I know better than to step over the ape line.
That's a duh. Even in Spanish.
Full story is here.
Every Cub Ever (Q)
What will you find there? Two classic baseball cards, a manager, a broadcaster, a 1969 Cub, two players who were old enough to remember the Civil War, two classic audio clips, a player who broke up a Tom Seaver no-hitter in the 9th inning, a great mustache, and of course, Wimpy.
Check it out here.
The 47 Senators
But I'm commenting today, because I want to share this op-ed in the Washington Post. It's written by former George W. Bush speechwriter Michael Gershon. He presents the conservative case for being upset about the letter. It's thoughtful, well-reasoned, and not pro-Obama at all.
It's not a partisan response to be disturbed by 47 senators sending a letter like this.
It's just common sense.
Will Ferrell on the Cubs
Has there been a bigger downgrade in the history of baseball than Will Ferrell subbing for Mike Trout?
— John Arguello (@CubsDen) March 12, 2015Will Ferrell, taking his job seriously as the @Cubs' third-base coach. #FerrellTakesTheField pic.twitter.com/Da5OlKzMg1
— MLB (@MLB) March 12, 2015The Cubs bench Will Ferrell at 1B. He's no Anthony Rizzo. #WillFerrellTakesTheField pic.twitter.com/I7jKkplH0L
— Chuck Garfien (@ChuckGarfien) March 12, 2015Will Ferrell gives Joe Maddon a hug as he exits the field. #FerrellTakesTheField pic.twitter.com/BffahqnqdS
— John Antonoff (@baseballinfocus) March 12, 2015It sounds like his third base coach stint was pretty funny. He had a "home run" sign that he flashed (and Jorge Soler hit one), but he also flashed actual signs. This is my favorite part, from the Sun Times article about the spectacle...
The best exchange between third-base coach Ferrell and a hitter might have been when he held up a card to Welington Castillo that said, “You are sooooo handsome.”
Castillo gave him a thumbs up, and Ferrell switched to another sign: “I’m not just saying it.”
“He’s nuts,” said Kris Bryant, who hit one of his two home runs over Ferrell’s head in center (while he was with the Angels). “It’s kind of cool, though. … It’s never going to happen again. We had fun.”
RIP Jimmy Greenspoon
Greenspoon's keyboard work with Three Dog Night can be heard on their many hits, including "One," "Mama Told Me (Not to Come)," "Eli's Coming," "Joy to the World," "Black and White" and "Shambala," among many others that propelled Three Dog Night to the top of the charts in the late '60s and early '70s when they sold more records and concert tickets than any other band in America. Greenspoon is survived by his wife, Susie, daughter Heather Miller and two granddaughters. Services are pending.
If you didn't live through the late 60s/early 70s you probably don't appreciate the impact of Three Dog Night. They were superstars at the time as they churned out hit after hit. (And yet, they aren't in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame for some reason). I chose the song below because of the keyboard opening by Greenspoon...
Thursday, March 12, 2015
Johnny Kaempfer
By age 3, Johnny was contributing to the show. He did movie reviews. His review of "Mosters Inc" is at this website. Scroll down to the classic audio bits section. Just listened to it. Very cute. I miss that little guy.
Happy birthday Johnny! Hope you have a great day.
Every Cub Ever (P)
What will you find there? 16 classic baseball cards, 11 videos, two celebrity fans, a manager and a coach, two classic audio clips, the most famous P.A. man in Chicago history, two sets of brothers, 5 Cubs named Patterson, a 1908 Cub and two 1945 Cubs, a classic no-hitter, a tongue twister, the catcher on the hottest day in Chicago history, plus Tot, Dode, Pinky and the Panamanian Flash.
Check it out here.
Justin Kaufmann
*When I say "just a producer" remember that's coming from someone who also used to be thought of the same way. I mean no offense to other producers at all. I'm the guy who wrote The Radio Producer's Handbook, remember? Head producer cheerleader, here. There's a whole chapter about people like Justin who have used the position as a springboard for bigger and better things.
Truffle Hunt is on GoodReads
By the way, Truffle Hunt was named one of the best foodie novels of all-time by The Gourmet Today. I wasn't kidding when I said it makes your mouth water while you're reading it.
You can order it here at Eckhartz Press.
The PR machine begins today. It's everywhere. Congrats to author Brent Petersen. Enjoy the ride, buddy!
Mitch Michaels
When I saw this note on his facebook page yesterday, I knew something was terribly wrong: ".....I have lost part of my heart and part of my soul.....and I know I will never be the same again....."
I kept checking back all day to find out what happened, and it was even worse than I feared. His son Spencer, only 21 years old, passed away suddenly yesterday. That's about as gut-wrenching as it gets.
The family has set up a GoFundme page to help offset the funeral costs.
I contributed to it yesterday evening. If you can find it in your hearts to contribute as well, it might help a little bit.
This is one of those staggering things that is so unspeakably sad, it's hard to wrap your head around it. I just hope that Mitch and his family can find some peace and comfort.
Wednesday, March 11, 2015
Julie Andrews
Julie Andrews talks to Time Magazine about it.
For a little insight into my own Sound Of Music story, click here (Julie Andrews), and here (Charmian Carr).
There's also a story in Father Knows Nothing that directly explains my connection to the movie.
The photo associated with that story (of my sister and I) is below...
Truffle Hunt now available as an e-book
The latest Eckhartz press novel, Truffle Hunt, is now available as an e-book on amazon.
Buy it here.
Or, if you prefer the trade paperback, that's available right here at Eckhartz Press.
What is Truffle Hunt? According to Vesna Plakanis, Owner, A Walk in the Woods, Nature Guide Service: "Truffle Hunt serves up a five-star gourmet feast of murder, hidden historical gems, deep family pride, a dash of humor and romance, topped with delicate slices of heavenly, golden truffles and a glass of nectar from the deepest Eastern European wine cellars."
It's a novel that will make you hungry.
Back to Back to Back Jacks
The Cubs may still be winless (cut it out, boys), but there was this yesterday during a spring training game against Cleveland. Back-to-Back-to-Back-Jacks. Soler, Baez and Bryant.
All three videos can be seen here. None of them were cheapies.
Every Cub Ever (O)
What will you find there? A Hall of Famer, three classic baseball cards, a classic audio clip, a broadcaster, a manager, a song, Michael Jordan’s baseball teacher, plus a 1908 Cub, a 1945 Cub, and a 1969 Cub.
Check it out here.
The My Sweet Lord of this generation
It's a verdict that could have long-reaching ramifications for future recording artists -- after digesting a week of testimony, a Los Angeles jury yesterday awarded the children of the late Marvin Gaye $7.3 million after determining Robin Thicke and Pharrell Williams copied their father's music to create "Blurred Lines," the biggest song of 2013. As Variety reports, Gaye’s family had alleged that "Blurred Lines” copied their father’s 1977 song, "Got to Give Up," and sued Thicke, Williams and rapper T.I., all three of whom have repeatedly denied stealing Gaye's music. Gaye's children -- Nona, Frankie and Marvin Gaye III -- were present in the courtroom when the verdict was read. Since it was released in 2013, "Blurred Lines" has made nearly $16.5 million; the Gaye family had been seeking more than $25 million. Both Thicke and Williams appeared in court to defend their case, with much of the trial featuring comparisons to both songs. Listening to the juxtaposed bass lines of the two songs in question, Williams even admitted the similarities, saying, "It sounds like you're playing the same thing." Still, while testifying last week, Williams said the two songs share "feel -- not infringement." According to The Associated Press, an attorney for Thicke and Williams said a decision in favor of Gaye's heirs could have a chilling effect on musicians who try to emulate an era or another artist's sound.
Tuesday, March 10, 2015
Breaking in a new mitt
This dad suggests putting it in the dishwasher.
Does that really work? I've never heard that before. It seems counter-intuitive because leaving it out in the rain can ruin a mitt. (It happened to one of Sean's a few years ago.)
Every Cub Ever (N)
What will you find there? 7 classic baseball cards, six videos, a celebrity fan, a song, the Mad Russian, a batter who switched sides of the plate rather than switch helmets, a veterinarian, plus Bobo & Swish.
Check it out here.
What were musicians paid for Woodstock?
At the time, Joan Baez was paid almost twice as much as The Who. Blood, Sweat & Tears was the second highest paid act there. Jimi Hendrix was #1.
Danny Mac and Pete
He's Baaaaack
The Loop has hired Mancow as their new morning man.
I hear he'll be working in the studio right next to Brandmeier (also with Cumulus--on WLS). Those two have a long seated dislike of each other, brought on by Mancow's constant ripping of Johnny when he arrived in town. What could go wrong?
Monday, March 09, 2015
A 5-Star Review for "Father Knows Nothing"
Father Knows Nothing, proves beyond a doubt, that Father really does “know best.” In spite of being a writer myself, I have a confession to make – I don’t even read my own articles, blogs, scripts or books, in one sitting, from beginning to end, or cover to cover – but the moment I opened up Father Knows Nothing, by Rick Kaempfer (Eckhartz Press, 2014) and started to scan the uproariously funny, yet heartfelt radio transcripts, contained within the introduction, I knew instantly that I was not going to be able to put this book down! Never in my life has any book moved me to roll on the floor with uproarious laugher, while simultaneously tugging at the heart in profound, meaningful ways that required an entire box of Kleenex. This book is a sparkling diamond, whether or not you have children of your own, this literary gem is a must-read book. In his own inimitable style, the author spins a captivating, humorous, yet sensitively insightful web of hysterically funny, yet poignant anecdotes, capturing readers and holding them spellbound. From cover to cover, this book is jam packed with 250 unforgettable pages of real-life, sometimes wacky, other times tear-jerking situations that actually took place in the author’s suburban Chicago home, when he switched roles with his lovely and patient wife Bridget, and became a stay-at-home dad. Frankly, I would love to see this book brought to life on stage by Second City as a series of vignettes. Better yet, it would make a rock solid TV sit-com. The Brady Bunch and Father Knows Best can’t even come close to the humor, realism, and sensitivity presented in Father Knows Nothing. Get yourself a copy today, and get an extra copy for your Dad for Father’s Day, and while you are at it, buy a third copy for your Mom for Mother’s Day. It is really THAT good! All can relate to this realistic, yet hilariously entertaining, portrayal of family life in suburban America! The title might be Father Knows Nothing, but by the time you read the final sentences, you will realize that “Father Knows Something” after all.
- K.P. Lynne
Crazy Little Thing Called Love
On this day in 1980, 35 years ago, they had the #1 hit in the country...
Bill Cosby
Because of the statutes of limitations it's very likely Cosby will never be prosecuted, but his status as a role model is certainly gone forever.
Every Cub Ever (M)
What will you find there? Three Hall of Famers, 36 classic baseball cards, 23 videos, eight celebrity fans, five executives, five managers, two broadcasters, two scribes, a song, a father/son team, three Cubs named Marshall, four named Martinez, five named Moore, five named Murray, seven named Martin, 8 named Miller, 40 that start with Mc, a Cub born in Germany, the last living 1945 Cub, Marilyn Monroe’s son, a genuine war hero, plus Polly, Bub, Boner, Citation, Moose, Hack, and Ox.
Check it out here.
SNL Skewers Hillary
Friday, March 06, 2015
Most popular street names in America
The most popular street name in America is "Park". Second place is "Second/2nd". Oddly, "First/1st" is fourth. I guessed before I looked at the list and thought "Main" would be #1. It's 10th.
The tree-names are also in the top ten...Oak, Maple, Pine, Cedar.
In Chicago, it's Pothole. (Not really, but it should be)
Harrison Ford
Perfect place to land. There were probably a dozen doctors within a hundred yards of him.
Sounds like he's going to be OK.
Every Cub Ever (L)
What will you find there? Four Hall of Famers, 18 classic baseball cards, ten videos, four classic audio clips, three managers, two executives, a broadcaster, a famous trainer, a celebrity fan, five Cubs named Lynch, a left-handed catcher, a radio disc jockey, the perfect-game-in-the-World-Series pitcher, the most obscure Cubs no-hitter, the only Cub born on Leap Day, the last Cub to win 20 games in a season, one of the oldest players to suit up for the Cubs, a 1908 Cub, plus Little Eva, Peanuts, and Dummy.
Check it out here.
Is WLS about to drop Rush?
If Limbaugh leaves the schedule at talk WLS (890), that would let it carry the full three hours of “Johnny B.,” in the market where he’s best-known, Chicago. He’d air 9am to noon, instead of the originally-announced 9am-11am. That would leave WLS with a hole from noon-2pm. One scenario has Cumulus and Premiere negotiating to transfer Rush to Salem’s conservative talk WIND (560). After all, Premiere’s parent iHeart set some precedents by moving Rush off his longtime L.A. affiliate (talk KFI/640) to a sister station, the new avowedly-conservative “Patriot 1150” KEIB. But – Salem has previously displayed little interest in Rush, and this would break that pattern. There was friction between Cumulus and Rush a couple of years ago, when CEO Lew Dickey mentioned a revenue issue at some talk stations. He didn’t name-check Limbaugh, but Rush took it personally. The backdrop here is the three-year-old advertising boycott against Limbaugh whose match was lit by Media Matters, then kept alive by watchdog sites like StopRush.net (February 5, 2014 NOW). What's next? If WLS really does offload Limbaugh, this will look like a Major League Baseball or NBA team trading away a player with a really large contract. Sure sounds like something’s up.
I have a funny feeling they might be thinking of putting Bruce Wolf in that timeslot. Everyone else who was taken off the air at WLS has officially been released. Unless I missed it, Bruce has not said his goodbyes yet, even though he's not on the air anymore. Putting his show between two shows he used to be a part of (Brandmeier & Dahl) makes a lot of sense to me.





































