Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Deadly Double-Ds

Here's the headline: Woman Accused Of Using Her Breasts To Smother And Kill Boyfriend

I will keep you abreast of the investigation, that's what bosom buddies do, but I simply refuse to milk this story for laughs. If mammory serves, dark-comedy knockers and I make a perfect pair during a tragedy like this, because we know that tragedy plus time equals comedy, and that's true all over the globes. In the meantime, we will absolutely refuse to open up the fun bags.

You can hold me to that.