Here are some tweets that caught my eye today...
Karl Klockars @karlklockars 9m
I don't know how your day is going, but I just made a date with my wife to drink beer & talk about the flaws of the Terminator films tonight
ThinkProgress @thinkprogress 28s
OOPS: State Senator who advocates arming teachers accidentally shoots teacher with rubber bullet http://thkpr.gs/15AU8k7
The Daily Beast @thedailybeast 23m
Putting the sister of Kate Middleton on the cover of your magazine is a fun and easy way to boost your circulation http://thebea.st/192fO8z
Slate @Slate 2m
Unconfirmed report of the day: Kim Jong-Un had his ex-girlfriend executed for making a sex tape: http://slate.me/192YwYY
Brett Taylor @BleacherNation 24m
#Cubs: Off-Day Check-In: Cubs Have the Third Worst Record in Baseball http://bit.ly/14blERG
Suleika Jaouad @suleikajaouad 33m
Study confirms, haters are gonna hate: http://zite.to/15kGDko via @Slate
The Chicago Reporter @ChicagoReporter 31m
It's been a rough week for Todd Stroger, as his aide is indicted. We asked in 2010 - is Stroger the antichrist? http://bit.ly/1flw32h
Jan Parr @JanParr 40m
Spam-bot user profile:"Hipster-friendly bacon junkie. Incurable alcohol specialist. Music expert Thailand"
New York Daily News @NYDailyNews 43m
Facebook addicts will be shocked by this. http://nydn.us/1flNOhO Like, literally shocked.
TIME.com @TIME 55m
Prospect of U.K. military support in Syria dims amid Parliament debate | http://ti.me/1duagdd (via @TIMEWorld)
