I don't know why I care about this, but I do. Here's the headline: Sorry, New Yorkers: Chicago Has Been Named the No. 1 Pizza City in the U.S.
It's kind of a "duh", but not to New Yorkers, who actually believe their crappy pizza is the best. The article in Entrepeneur magazine linked above explains why it's really no contest. And it's from the folks at TripAdvisor, reviews written by real travelers. So, it's clear. The people have spoken.
Now please zip it with the ridiculous New York pizza talk.