Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Justin Bieber’s testicles spark lawsuit

That's a real headline from the New York Post (Page 6). Here are the details...

Back in May, Justin Bieber made an emergency visit to Northwell Health on Long Island to have his balls examined after he thought a soccer injury might have left one of his testicles twisted.

Fortunately, Bieber’s balls are just fine, but a staffer working at the hospital can’t say the same. A woman named Kelly Lombardo allegedly accessed Bieber’s medical files after hearing rumors he was admitted for an STD instead of a testicle injury and was subsequently fired.

She is suing because she says she never accessed the file. The case will probably be next year's version of the Taylor Swift groping trial (a chance for reporters to constantly mention Justin Bieber's balls), although this time Bieber won't have to testify.

Didn't realize that the Biebs was a soccer fan.