Thursday, February 22, 2024

20 Years: Free Father Knows Nothing excerpt, "The Father Grimm"

 

 This year marks my 20th year as a professional writer. Over the course of 2024, I'll be sharing a few of those offerings you may have missed along the way...

 This week I have a free excerpt from Father Knows Nothing. 


Today is the birthday of Wilhelm Grimm (1786). He was the younger Grimm brother who produced the immortal "Grimm's Fairy Tales". Anyone who has read "Father Knows Nothing" knows that my parents used to love to tell me these sick, twisted children's stories. This is my favorite excerpt and one of my favorite stories about my dad...


My father loved the story of Hansel and Gretel. He had a boy and a girl at the time (another boy would follow a few years later), so he thought it was a perfect story to tell us. In case you haven’t heard it in a while, it goes like this…

An evil stepmother convinces her husband to leave his children in the woods to die. The father decides to give them a fighting chance at survival, by handing them each a piece of bread. He tells them to leave a trail so they can find their way home. Of course, animals eat the bread, and end all hope for the little boy and girl. Hansel & Gretel become hopelessly lost, and get captured by a cannibal witch, who tries to eat them after fattening them up. They escape by killing her, and somehow find their way home. The happy ending is that the stepmother is dead when they get there.

Beautiful story, no? My father told it to us all the time.

One night my sister and I were fighting, and so he gave us each a piece of rye bread, led us out to the car, and told us he was driving us out in the forest.

“No Dad! No!” we cried. “Please don’t do this. We promise to behave. We promise.”

“You’ve got nothing to worry about. Just leave a rye bread trail.”

“But Dad! The animals will eat the bread!”

We couldn’t believe he was really doing it to us, but we were in a car, and we were clearly going somewhere.

“You’ll never find your way home if you don’t start tossing the rye bread,” he said to us, while looking in the rearview mirror.

I pleaded some more while Cindy rolled down the window and started tossing.

He pulled into a convenience store parking lot, walked inside and bought some cigarettes, got back into the car and drove us home. He had a huge grin on his face when he saw how relieved we were to come back home.

“Will you be fighting any more tonight?” he asked.

“No Dad,” we both promised.

German lesson learned.



Here's another bonus Father Know Nothing. This is about the end of our Cub Scout journey.

Wednesday, February 21, 2024

Studio Walls--February 21, 2024

 







A weekly update/preview of my latest podcasts, and a look back at some of my previous audio work from this week in history over the past 40+ years.

The most recent episode of Minutia Men is called A Chipmunk's Impeachment. You can listen to it here. 

The most recent Minutia Men Celebrity Interview is with notorious undecided voter Ken Bone.

The most recent episode of Free Kicks is called Blue Cards and Studio Hijinks


Here are some others from the archives

*February 18--Dennis DeYoung birthday

=I told the story of my brush with Dennis in this episode of Minutia Men.  


*February 18, 1998—Harry Caray dies

=I shared my favorite Harry Caray moment on YouTube a few years ago, and it has over 1.3 million views.  


*February 18-- John Travolta birthday

=My brush with Travolta is recounted on this episode of Minutia Men.  


*February 18—Yoko Ono birthday 

=Yes I met Yoko. Yes I have audio. Haven't shared that story yet. Will it be on this week's episode? Hmmm.


*February 18—Dr. Dre birthday 

=Tommy Chong was on our podcast and told us a memorable story about his interaction with Dr. Dre.


*February 19, 2016—Rich King visits the White House with the Blackhawks

=He told us that story on this episode of Minutia Men Celebrity Interview.


*February 19--Lou Christie birthday

=Lou wrote the song "Lightning Strikes" in the 60s. He also had a memorable encounter with yours truly at an Oldies show in the 90s. You can hear that story here.

 

*February 19, 1980—Survivor releases “Rebel Girl” as a single. 

=When I told the man who wrote it, Jim Peterik, how much I loved the song, he played it for me.


*February 19, 1996—Rick and Bridget 's first night away from baby Tommy

=John Landecker played a game on the air called: Rick & Bridget Hi-Low/How many times did they call to check on Tommy. I haven't played the audio of that on Minutia Men yet. Will this be the week? Hmmm. 


*February 19, 1910—Old Trafford opens 

It's the home stadium of Manchester United, a stadium discussed frequently on Free Kicks.


*February 20, 1992—Premier League founded

=This is what Free Kicks is all about.


*February 20—Louanne Stephens birthday. 

=We spoke to the star of Friday Night Lights on this episode of Minutia Men Celebrity Interview. 


*February 21—William Petersen birthday

=I told the story of my brush with the great Chicago actor on this episode of Minutia Men. 


*February 21—Amy Shiels birthday

=The star of Twin Peaks appeared on Minutia Men Celebrity interview last year.


*February 21--Ross Bennett birthday

=A very funny comedian. He shared his prostate material with us. 


*February 21--Adam Greenberg birthday

=One of the most memorable Cubs stories in Cubs history. He tells it quite dramatically. 


*February 21—Hayley Orrantia birthday

=She stars on The Goldbergs and has a thriving musical career. She tells us about both in this episode of Minutia Men Celebrity Interview.

*February 21, 1966—"Good Lovin" released by the Rascals

=We talked to their lead singer, Felix Cavalieri about that song and the other great hits by the Rascals on Minutia Men Celebrity Interview.


*February 21, 2022—Minutia Men debuts Instagram account

=Dave and I try to navigate this brave new world on this episode. We still have less than 400 followers. Not where our people hang out.


*February 22--Jeri Ryan birthday

=The Star Trek Voyager star had a memorable role in my radio career. I told that story in this episode.


February 22—Jonathan Demme birthday. 

=Dan Butler was in his masterpiece film, Silence of the Lambs. He told us all about it in this episode.  


February 24—Steve Jobs birthday

=We talked to one of his original business partners, Ronald Wayne.  


February 24—Steve Moore birthday

=Who is he? He's known as the Mad Drummer. Want to know why? Listen to this. 

Tuesday, February 20, 2024

Publishing Portal--February 20, 2024








The latest news from Eckhartz Press, and a chance to peek into some of the great previous offerings from our humble little publishing company.


Happy birthday Michael Jordan!

=The greatest player in basketball history appears in three different Eckhartz Press books. When he turned 61 this past weekend, we imagined him perusing the pages of Behind The Glass by Randy Merkin, Signature Shoes by Ryan Trembath and Your Dime, My Dance Floor by Chet Coppock. This photo is in Chet's book...


*The Loop Files

=Don't forget to mark this date on your calendar. Dangerous Dan McNeil has also been added to the show...


*The Daly News

=This was the week in 2014 when Joel Daly began making the rounds to promote his book The Daly News. The book got a great review from Robert Feder. And then Joel appeared on the WGN-TV Morning News.



Records Truly is My Middle Name

=Two of the most memorable stories in John Landecker's memoir Records Truly Is My Middle Name involve two men who are both celebrating a birthday this week, Dennis DeYoung (Styx) and John Travolta. Dennis tells the tale about the first time he heard his song "Lady" on the radio. It was played by John Landecker on WLS. Dennis really paints a picture of the excitement of the moment. But probably the best story in the book revolves around a John Landecker/John Travolta appearance at Woodfield Mall. It's captured here on tape. It's captured below in a photograph.


Ike & Me

=This week in 2016, Rich King joined the Chicago Blackhawks at the White House as they visited President Obama. This photo from that day (with fellow sportscaster Jim Rose) appears in the pages of Rich's 2022 memoir Ike & Me.



City U

=This week in 2022, with the pandemic still not fully contained, Bob Boone made an appearance at The Book Stall in Winnetka. Masks were still required.



Behind The Glass

=This week in 2022, Randy Merkin also made an appearance in Homewood, Illinois to promote his book. A few photos are here. Former Bears receiver Tom Waddle, who is celebrating a birthday this week, had this to say about Randy...“Randy is an incredible radio talent. His vast knowledge of the business and bottomless pool of contacts are unmatched. I’ve learned a lot about the business from Randy. His talent is only exceeded by his loyalty and integrity. Randy is the best!!!”

=You know who else loves Randy? Another person celebrating a birthday this week. A man who rates his own chapter in Behind the Glass, Charles Barkley (shown below with Randy).


Signature Shoes

=This week in 2022 was a busy one, because Ryan Trembath also released the audiobook version of his book Signature Shoes. You can find it here. 



*Cubsessions

=Randy Richardson and Becky Sarwate interviewed comedian/actor Ike Barinholtz for their Eckhartz Press book Cubsessions. Ike tells the story of his love for his hometown Cubs. Happy birthday Ike! (Feb 18)



The Living Wills

=This week in 2012, Rick and Brendan did a presentation about using improv techniques to write. You can see a little bit of that here. One big fan of the book, CSI star William Petersen is celebrating a birthday this week (Feb 21). This is what he had to say about Eckhartz Press's debut release...…a hell of an old-fashioned read. It brings to life ‘the city of broad shoulders’ and makes me homesick. I want a Billy Goat cheesborger and a shot of whiskey.



 Hugh Hefner's First Funeral

=This week in 2017, Pat Colander appeared on Dave Hoekstra's radio show on WGN Radio.




 Father Knows Nothing

This week in 2015, Rick Kaempfer appeared on WBEZ's Morning Shift program to discuss his book Father Knows Nothing with Jason Marck. You can listen to it here.




Friday, February 16, 2024

Media Notebook--2-16-24















MEDIA NOTEBOOK

A curation of news items about the media from this past week, with a particular emphasis on Chicago.



RADIO/PODCASTS

 

 

*Audacy’s Post-Bankruptcy Moves

=When Audacy announced their bankruptcy, we all wondered about the next steps the company would take. Here are a few of them. Also, look who is gaining a majority financial stake: George Soros. Let the conspiracy theories begin. In Chicago, Audacy own WSCR, WXRT, WUSN, WBMX, and WBBM-AM & FM.


 

*KC Radio Host Killed in Parade Shooting

=The lone fatality in the Kansas City parade shooting was a DJ. Her name was Lisa Lopez-Galvan, and she co-hosted a show on KKFI Free Range Radio in Kansas City. Her son and two cousins were also injured. Inside Radio has more information about this tragic story. 

=This story broke this morning...



*Valentines from WSHE Listeners

=WSHE asked their listeners to create Valentine’s Cards so they could deliver them to La Rabida Children’s Hospital, and thousands of them did. It’s the eighth year the station has teamed up with the hospital for their Valentine’s Day Cards for Kids program.

 


*Steve & Johnnie’s Special Valentine’s Day

=On Valentine’s day in 1985, Steve King and Johnnie Putman were paired together as a team on WGN. It obviously worked out pretty well for them. They tell that story on their blog Both Sides Now. (Photo credit: Paul Natkin)



*Sports Talk Chicago Expands Regional Syndication

=Jon Zaghloul’s Sports Talk Chicago added a few more regional outlets this week. The show began on YouTube but now also airs in Kankakee (WKAN), Wilmington (WYKT), Bloomington-Normal (WRPW), Hammond IN (WJOB, and JED-TV), Aurora (ACTV), Round Lake Beach (WRLR), and Peoria (WZPN).

 


*Crystal Radio Award Finalists

=The NAB announced the finalists last night. There is exactly one Chicago station on the list, WTMX.



*Newsweb Sells WCPT

=The new owner of WCPT and WSBC is Heartland Signal. The price was $1. Of course, Fred Eychaner is the head of Newsweb AND the founder of Heartland Signal.


 

*SiriusXM Cutting 3% of Workforce

=Specific names and/or titles have not been announced yet, but 160 jobs will be eliminated.


 

*Rock & Roll HOF

=The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame nominees for 2024: Mary J. Blige, Mariah Carey, Cher, Dave Matthews Band, Eric B. & Rakim, Foreigner, Peter Frampton, Jane's Addiction, Kool & the Gang, Lenny Kravitz, Oasis, Sinéad O'Connor, Ozzy Osbourne, Sade, and A Tribe Called Quest.

 


*Podcast Corner

=Megan Markle gets new podcast partner after being dumped by Spotify.


 

*Ex-Chicago Radio

=Congrats to former WGN talker Brian Noonan. He is now entrenched as the evening host at WTMJ-Milwaukee, from 7-9pm weeknights.


 

*Rest in Peace

=Bob Edwards

Long-time NPR host, Morning Edition. He was 76.



*The Loop Files

=This next appearance for The Loop Files keeps getting better and better. Former Looper Dan McNeil will be there posing questions on the mic to Mitch Michaels, John Records Landecker and me. Also, my predecessor as Steve & Garry's producer (and guitarist for Steve Dahl's Teenage Radiation) Roman Sawczak will be there too.



 

MEDIA BIRTHDAYS/MILESTONES

 


*February 11—Jim Moran birthday

=I interviewed the former WLS man in 2011 for Chicago Radio Spotlight.

 


*February 11—Rob Creighton birthday

=Creighton worked at Next Media in the Chicago suburbs as a programmer and air talent.

 


*February 12—Wendy Snyder birthday

=Wendy has seen it all in Chicago broadcasting at radio stations like the Loop, Q-101, WCKG, WGN, and WLS. I’ve interviewed her many times over the years, including this one in Illinois Entertainer from 2013 when she and Bill Leff first re-started their show together on WGN.

 


*February 12—Allison Rosati birthday

=Allison has been with Channel 5 for more than 30 years now. She initially garnered attention doing First Thing in the Morning with Bob Sirott. Of course, she’s been the main anchor for the 5, 6, and 10 O’Clock news for many years now.

 


 *February 12—Alison Payne birthday

=The popular WGN-TV news anchor was only 57 years old when she passed away in 2021.

 


 *February 12, 1953—Channel 2 Changes Call Letters to WBBM-TV

=The TV station call letters were changed after CBS acquired it. They already owned AM 780 and FM 96.3 (since 1929!), and both of those stations went by the call letters WBBM (and still do).

 


*February 13—Jim Foster birthday

=Foster has been a jack-of-all-trades for WDRV for the past two decades, including morning traffic reporter. He also has worked for Steve Dahl, produced a morning show at the Loop, and more.

 


*February 13—Jerry Springer birthday

=Jerry passed away last year. He will always be remembered for his time in Chicago when his Jerry Springer Show became a national sensation. On the other hand, his stint as a commentator on the Channel 5 News eventually led to the departure of both Carol Marin and Ron Magers, the star anchors at the time.

 


*February 14—Pat O’Brien birthday

=Not many people remember that the former CBS Sports and Access Hollywood host got his big television break here in Chicago at Channel 5. He has since covered six Olympic Games, the World Series, the Super Bowl, the NBA Finals and the Final Four. Unfortunately for Pat, he will probably always be remembered for a series of embarrassing voicemails that became public in 2005. His career has never really recovered.

 


 *February 14—Rick O’Dell birthday

=For years he was the pre-eminent host on WNUA Radio, during their jazz days. He retired last year as the programmer for Me-TV FM. I interviewed him about that in 2021 for Illinois Entertainer.

 


*February 14—Janet Sutherland birthday

=Sutherland is a former Chicago radio reporter where she was heard covering Supreme Court cases, Illinois legislation, health news and prison stories on WMAQ, WLS, WGN, KMOX, UPI Radio and 75-plus radio stations on the Illinois and Wisconsin Radio Network. In 2004, she suffered a brain aneurysm. Her long and painful recovery is chronicled in the book Nose Over Toes.

 


 *February 16—Joy Masada birthday

=Joy is probably best remembered for her days as part of the Danny Bonaduce show (on the Loop) and her stint as the producer of the Murphy in the Morning show on Q-101. She also had a five-year run at WCKG.

 


*February 17—Cheryl Raye Stout birthday

=Cheryl has been a sports reporter at WBEZ for more than 25 years now. She previously worked for WMAQ (producer of Chet Coppock’s original sports talk show) and WMVP. I interviewed Cheryl for Chicago Radio Spotlight in 2012.

 

 

*February 17—John Roach birthday

=John Roach was the genius creator of The Sportswriters on TV (with Rick Telander, Bill Jauss, Bill Gleason, and Ben Bentley), which ran in Chicago from 1985-2000. He also wrote a film called The Straight Story which was nominated for an Academy Award. He lives in Madison Wisconsin these days.

 

 

TV/STREAMING

 


*I Can't Imagine Life Without Tom Skilling

=WGN colleagues (Bob Jordan, Dan Roan, Mark Suppelsa, Steve Sanders, Jackie Bange, Muriel Claire, Bill Snyder, Dina Bair, Pat Grimes) pay tribute.

=I interviewed Tom too, and he will be featured in my next IE column, and also an upcoming podcast.



*Most Watched Television Show Ever

=The numbers for Super Bowl 58 are mind-boggling. 200 million watched part of it. 120+ million watched on CBS. 

=So naturally, this was announced two days later…

=Have you seen the full version of the Affleck Dunkin commercial?


 

*ESPN Segment on McMichael Makes Studio Hosts Emotional

=I think I had something in my eye, as well. 

 


*Jon Stewart’s Return to Daily Show

=I thought he did a great job in his first show back, Energetic and cutting. The New York Times agrees. 

 


*Colin Jost to host White House Correspondent’s Dinner

=One of the toughest rooms a comedian can play. 



*Fred Weintraub Honored

=Fred is the producer of WCIU-TV's high school sports coverage...



*ABC Announces Renewals

=List is heavy on game shows. 


 

*Vern’s Last Masters

=He’s done 40 of them.


 

*The DGA Awards

=Usually an influential award to Academy Award voters. 

 


*Cable News Corner

=Buckle Up, CNN.


=Look who is back!


 

DIGITAL/PRINT

 

*Rest in Peace

=Jack Higgins

The Pulitzer Prize winning Sun-Times cartoonist was 69.

=Jon Margolis

Former Chicago Tribune political columnist. He was 83.

=Jack Houston

28-year Chicago Tribune editor and writer. Covered the Pope’s visit to Chicago as religion writer.


 

SOCIAL MEDIA

 

*How Do You Know Your Interview Was a Failure?

=Moscow movie theaters will be showing Tucker Carlson’s interview with Vladimir Putin.



As always, if you have any media story you’d like to share or think that I might be interested in sharing, drop me a line at rick@eckhartzpress.com or amishrick@yahoo.com. If you're in Chicago media and wondering why I didn't mention your birthday, it's probably because I don't know it. Drop me a line and let me know and I'll put you on my calendar.